That's because they are useless tw4ts
They found a body buried in a` village I lived in, it had been strangled and put there in 1745. Now they describe the suspect as a 283 year old white male who should not be approached
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"