hi there does this work for you:

[Hitler]

Sit there and think of a number.

Then think of that number in amount of cows.

Then think of the cows mating and doubleing.

Then minus three from that and think of them transforming into sheep.

Then think that every sheep jumps over a fence.

How many fences did they jump over?

[bobtheturkey]

lots of wooly jumpers

[cazzz1975]

3, one of them fell and claimed compensation, so they closed the gates.

the sheep were well p!ssed, they did over the cow shed last night

[Papaleekie]

One. Every sheep jumps over A fence.

[bobtheturkey]

sheep cannot jump over fences it is physically impossible for them to do so, its like saying " i slept like a baby" babies do not sleep well

[Hitler]

i got 1. i think its awesome all the sheep jumping all over the place

[Kleiber]

Actually, bobtheturkey, they may not be able to jump over fences, but they can scale dry stone walls, the little b***ards!! Oh, and cows don't mate with one another - they mate with bulls (unless you get a little man in to do it! A.I., I mean...!!) Love, K (aka Farmer Giles - or should that be "Farmer Jill" - sorry, everyone, I'm in a silly mood tonight!!)

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol Kleiber - don't say Farmer Giles - it has another meaning! x