Im pregnant.

[Info Bank]

God Knows what the wife will think.
I just thought it was the beer.

It now seems Men Can Become pregnant.

She said Stop at Two....... How do i Break the News to her.

Didnt think it was possable for a man to Become pregnant.

I have had the Beer belly for a while .....Untill last week ...I Thought ...Impossable to become (as a Male) Pregnant.

But have been proven Wrong in the Past and Thought i could not be proven Wrong on this one.

Will let everyone know the sex of the kid.

Is Child birth ...A difficult thing....From a Male??????

[Ice.Maiden]

I'd imagine it would be, if you didn't have all the bits and pieces !!!

[mistys]

Congratulations :o)

Oh and gooooood luck!! Think you might feel a twinge or two!!

[Ice.Maiden]

This is true mistys. What you might calla pain in the backside. x

[Info Bank]

Im Taking this from the She/Male from The USA.. He/She is having a having a Child.......

[Info Bank]

The doc Said something about this big Torpido sizsed pill that took me ages To swallow. Thought it was going to kll me swallowing it..

Phoned the doc and He was ******* himself and asked Me to come into the Surgery a soon as possable.

The wee Lassie on The Desk Was Allso ******* heself.??????

Seems Like I should have Used it as A Bum Torpedo.....Ps ...Not Pregnant ...bad case of ... Constapation...

[Ice.Maiden]

We copuld see it coming, IB, we could see it coming!! x

[ozzie2]

if Arnie can do it, so can you
Danny Davito is proud of you lmao

[Ice.Maiden]

Collapse with mirth ozzie!!!!!
Just remember the breathing exercises IB - and it'll be a doddle!

[ozzie2]

doubles me up ice
Info Bank should watch it lol

[Ice.Maiden]

I know - funny film, but I love DD. Wish I could say the same for Arnie though. An old Conan film was on yesterday, and at his height, no one could diss his physique, but I know someone who met him at one of the body building events, and they say he was arrogance itself. Mind you, he might not be a brill actor, but I suppose his presence's made a few decent-ish films.

[ozzie2]

yeah watched conan the other night!!
just love them films
gory is the word up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7Kp_TapA4

[Ice.Maiden]

if it was a bit earlier, I'd be dancing! thanks for that!