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Now that the scummy underclass that is the chav is being widely ridiculed by the press, is it now time we had a chav amnesty to allow them to turn in their burberry caps, hoodies, 'trackie bottoms' and cheap gold and allow them time to stop breeding at 13 and go out and get jobs like the rest of us have to do?
Do they actually know that they are chavs?
We call them pikeys 'round these parts, but as chav is the official 2004 buzz word, I guess we need to change.
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ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL
A major Hurricane (Shazza) measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the
early hours of Monday. Epicentre: Basildon, Essex. Victims were seen
wandering around aimlessly, muttering "faaackin ell" ...
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately �30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics
and Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic
burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their
giros arrived.
Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact
that something interesting had happened in Basildon.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It
was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the
next morning."
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