I hope you are all enjoying a Happy Christmas whilst i am standing on my own with no heating and smashed windows, yet i am trying to be positive coz i am only in the shed getting some bin bags, i will soon be toasty by the fire watching LOTR as is my want, with a can, awaiting my topless girlfriend to serve my xmas dinner in a festive thong. You can't imagine how much i am suffering here, coz i am not.