Who

[neo.]

....do you wanna kiss under the mistletoe this xmas?

[christine847]

James Martin mmm

[hau kola]

Richard Hammond or Lauri Rasmus

[Miss Random]

I thought neo. was a girl, saw her picture on Beta!....

Want to give the ED a 'glaswegian kiss' for messin' up the Beta site....

Missy
xxxx

[topogigo]

Redhead if it is another pair of knickers, well how many can you see in a day i'll do me best, honest!

[REDHEAD24]

top im in all night , knock three times ( so i can get rid of gay gordon ) then i m all urs i know u can hardly wait can u , ill wear me magic knickers lmao

[topogigo]

Do i need to bring any mistletoe?

[REDHEAD24]

no top , there willbe enough passion without some bit of fig and leaf or watever , dont worry ill douche before u come round

ps bring a bottle of lambrini - i normally need drink before the act of love , im classy like that , it helps me forget

[topogigo]

This is stirring stuff Redhead about time there was some action on this site. I hope we don't disturb your neighbours, i tend to shout a lot when i get going! YES...YES...YES and so forth!

[REDHEAD24]

dont worry top , i live in a caravan with polish on one side and a recent arrival of a moose in a dress with his family including a weasel in dungarees so they are wild animals like us so no fear ,, i normally shout is that it ????? is it in yet ??? and are we nearly finished before collapsing and rolling over ( bit like men do i liek to play you at ur own game lmao .

[topogigo]

I have come across women like you before... if you see what i mean. Is there any particular page of the kama sutra you prefer or are you a traditionalist?