Foul Play!!

[cambus]

Dear Ed, why do you persist in leaving Sport in its present form, totally isolated from the main site?
Why set up a message service, that would be more suitable for Body & Soul or Chatterbank?
Why don't you move Weather in there, a subject more suited to the dreary format?
Chatterbank was brought back, no doubt to appease the female users, so why can't we have Sports returned to where it belongs?

[cambus]

Toilet cubicle doors full of punch holes.

The local headcase thinks you're a poof.

His slapper girlfriend starts chatting you up......................

[China Doll]

I'm not kidding, there is a pub about five minutes from me that answers the last descriptions from Gromit and cambus. I went in there once. Never again.

[Gromit]

You think all that is from my imagination - that's my local.

Infants in buggys eating crisps.

Druggies trying to sell knock-offs

Taxi Drivers!!