uk laws

[vajralareddy]

what are the uk laws?

[Chapelle]

about what you stoner? drinking on the internet? speeding on the internet? what? the internet is a big place.

[uncle_jeb]

I'm sorry, are you after a one word answer for you law degree?

[IndieSinger]

There are three UK laws:
i) Drinking White Lightning outside McDonald's around 10pm is compulsory for under-15 year olds;
ii) There must be at least 14 hours (per day) of 'Reality TV' shows on each channel; and
iii) Fog lights (preferably of the piercing, blinding blue kind) must be on full every hour of the day.

[ll_billym]

Stupid most of them.

[tigga]

You must welcome burglars onto your property with open arms, if you try to defend your property - you will be prosecuted ! (or thats how it seems these days !!!)

[tigga]

ps, you are not allowed to drink alcohol until you are old enough to be arrested for doing so and enjoying it !

[rja211077]

people who ask stupid, ridiculously vague questions in the wrong category on the Answerbank must be mercilessly hounded by smart-arse jokey answers until they get some brains.

[rinkytink]

U.K. - United Kingdom

Laws - Formal, standardized norms that have been enacted by legislatures and are enforced by formal sanctions.