Docile youth was riding round his village on a brand new shiny bike. "Wow!" said his mate, "Where did you get that bike from?" Youth replied "Well, I was walking down by the river when this buxom blonde girl rode up to me, threw her bike down, stripped naked and said 'Take what you want......' so I did !!! "Great decision" said his equally thick mate "Her clothes wouldn't have suited you !!"