Don't you think it's terrible?

[THErussian]

My girlfriend has been on AB for three years and has NEVER entered into any of the threads I post on here! She comes on here everyday(during work) and asks and answers(always sensible) questions.If I were to say her username most would recognise it I have a goodmind to tell everyone who she is because I think it's terrible the way she ignores me.She says she isn't going to get involved in my"silly games".And she tells me off all the time too hehe

[cockroach]

Also ...I'm a bit confused ...are they lezzo's...???

[laurence2]

Not sure if they are lesbians, tho i believe that they met on the island of lesbos.

[johnlambert]

I had sweetcorn with my dinner last night, now, why does it look exactly the same after it has been through my digestive tract? I mean, after all that chewing (32 times on each side) and being squeeeeeeeeeeeeezed down to my stomach, been churned around and had acid added then sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezed through my small intestines, had all the moisture removed whist in my large bowel it still comes out looking like s0dding sweetcorn, whats that all about?

[redcrx]

i thought the ex ED was the girlfriend?

perhaps, because the call yourself russian, she hasnt recognised it as being you and just thinks youre some dumb bint with ideas of granduer?

[redcrx]

i thought the ex ED was the girlfriend?

perhaps, because you call yourself russian, she hasnt recognised it as being you and just thinks youre some dumb bint with ideas of granduer?

[whiffey]

Is anyone having any luck with this username ?

We've got Y-----

I've been at it for half an hour now with a pencil. Could we have another letter please ?

[Pippa68]

I tell you what is terrible ~ Dagenham.

I drove through there at the weekend for a diversion from the nightmare which was the M25. It would have been better to stay on the accident-ridden hell hole.

I now see why this fat balding bloke from Dagenham so wishes to create an alternative life, the poor geezer.

[cockroach]

No whats terrible is...I'm on hol's nx week..( miss you all) & just ate 2 choc bic's & feel even fatter...OMG.

John...why dosent popcorn come out the same then?

[redcrx]

y....

hmm whiffey, can see why you are struggling.

have you searched for Yfronts? or Ybother?

another thing thats terrible is the attitude of staff at a certain train station in derbyshire.

Or the fact that my son hasnt had a nap yet today and is intent on making a spaceship from playdoh.

[Pippa68]

No....they aren't lesbians..they are LESBAINS. Also they are not Russian, not married, not parents (thank the Lord) at least one of them has (allegedly) had heterosexual sex, one of them is a secret gay but openly on here, one of them has siblings dying all over the place, one of them has a little dog, one of them thieves iPods, one of them is NOT a doctor...the list is endless.

And at least one of them should have been called Sybil.

[whiffey]

Are any of them two doctors, I feel an attack of the Basil Fawlty's coming on.

[johnlambert]

youv said I was two doctors last week whiffey, she's not me
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[whiffey]

Oh please please someone tell me, I can't post this until you do.

Basil: And Mrs Abbott, how do you do?
Mr Abbott: Doctor Abbott, actually.
Basil: I'm sorry?
Mr Abbott: Doctor Abbott.
Mrs Abbott: Two doctors!
Basil: You are two doctors?
Mrs Abbott: Yes.
Basil: Well, how did you become two doctors? That's most unusual. I mean, did you take the exams twice, or ...?
Mr Abbott: No, my wife is a doctor.
Mrs Abbott: I'm a doctor!
Basil: You're a doctor, too! So you're three doctors.

[THErussian]

She's a famour Czech photographer