snoring ?

[essex bloke]

Redhead (you know the one) how do approach the subject of snoring cos shes invited me over to the caravan of lurve and i might wanna sleep after but my guess is she snores help !!!

[redhead23]

all i require is

1 - pulse
2 - brain
3 big beefy man
4 - over 5ft 9 at least
5 ken dodds humor
6loads of cash
7can drive
8always gunna cook me dinner
9 a good lover
10 a man with loads of georgeous brothers
11 - prefably an accent

see im not fussy lol xx

[bigmamma]

Just a pulse is enough for me red :-)

[essex bloke]

firstly love i started this so you cant come in with a list of demands (.which out of the eleven i can do eightish deffo not no 8 but always no 9 ) so go back to you other page ,thanks from your beloved gary x

[redhead23]

ow essex dnt get stroppy it dont suit you lover

[essex bloke]

hey Redll i have is love x

[redhead23]

nite all xx

[essex bloke]

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
from ken

[essex bloke]

nite x

[bigmamma]

Are you going red? Night sweetie x :-)