Coincidence...

Clanad | 21:41 Sat 17th Mar 2007 | Jokes

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Not to leave our Hebrew brothers out... responding to the pounding on his door, Moises opens it to find his life long friend Jacob appearing very distraught... "What's the problem", says Moises... Jacob says, "you know my only son, David, he was raised in the Jewish tradition, he's been studying the Torah for 4 years in Tel Aviv, and he's called just now to tell me he's become a Christian!"... Moises says, "Funny you should mention that!... my own son, my only son, Salamo... also raised in the Jewish faith, studied Torah for 5 years, now becoming a Rabbi in Jerusalem... he also called and said he's become a Christian... Oy vey! What are we to do?" They agreed to seek out their Rabbi for advice. Rabbi Isaac Schwarzstein responded to their report saying... "Funny you should mention that!... my only son, Benjuda, kosher in every way, has also called to say he's become a Christian!". They agree to go into the synagogue and bring their trouble before the Lord. They stand praying and explaning their plight when immediately the room is filled with a strange mist and a booming voice responds "Funny you should mention that!"...