Joke!

[sophieb]

A man walks into a bar and puts a 3 inch high man on the bar beside him and asks the barman for two pints. The barman says ' He'll never manage a whole pint!' The guy says ' Of course he will'. Sure enough the wee man downs his pint. The barman says ' Brilliant! What else can he do?'. The man says' Well he's pretty good at the old tap-dancing. Go on Jim, show him your dancing!' The wee man tap dances right up and down the bar just like Fred Astaire! The barman says ' That's bl00dy marvellous! Can he do anything else?' The man thinks for a minute then says ' Well he's good at telling stories. Go on Jim tell him about the time you pi$$ed off that witch-doctor in Africa!!'

[thanks1]

Best laugh i have had for a week.

[Nether Edge]

OR The little man (actually he was a foot tall) then played for 3 hours on the pub's piano. Beautiful music. But the big man was still unhappy.
One of the drinkers asked him why.
"Well," he replied, "what I asked the genie to give me wasn't a twelve-inch pianist..."

[BABY BUNDY]

or-------

Every time the guy ordered a pint in the pub the foot tall man sitting on his shoulder would run down his arm and kick the beer over.

After the 3rd time the bloke next to him asks why he puts up with it.

"This is what I ended up with after I asked the Genie for a 12" prick," he replied!