virgins

[Marvelman]

an engaged catholic couple were getting married soon ,they planned to stay virgins until the wedding night, one afternoon the young man ran into the church shouting for the priest, father i have sinned he said, what have you done the father asked, well you know that we were saving ourselves for the wedding night, yes said the priest, well this afternoon the man said, my girlfriend bent over to pick up a tin of peas and her skirt rode up and showed her knickers, i just give it to her doggy style there and then , father he said am i banned from the church for doing that,, no no the father replied why do you ask, well they have banned me from Tesco he replied.

[MacGuffin]

You would have got a standing ovation in our local Budgens for that!

[heathfield]

Variation on a theme?
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question339053.html

[BABY BUNDY]

What do you call a virgin in Poland?

an ugly 1st grader