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A woman comes round after having a vaginal tuck done, there were three bunches of flowers by her bedside, one was from her surgeon telling her everthing went fine, one from her husband telling her to...
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I have recently had a one year old female Chow, she is a a lovely dog in every way, except that she will not walk on a lead, after a few paces she sits down and will not budge for anything, i know...
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its just an idea, but dont you think it would be a good idea to have chatterbank as it is now, then an Adult chatterbank that will tell ABers that the contents may contain posts of an explicit nature,...
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If we can not have the SAB back as it was, can i suggest that you replace that ridicules weather section with a football section to please the hundreds of AB football fans.
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We welcome suggestions to improve the Answer Bank is what ED states at the top of the page, does anyone know if ED has ever taken a suggestion and used it to improve AB ,
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I have won a competition, the prize is the weight of my penis in sweets, tomorrow i pick up a tic-tac.
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What do you do if a bird sh!ts on your car? Dont take her out again.
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Two prostitutes talking, one said, there's a strong smell of c?ck in here, the other one replied, sorry ive just belched.
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A woman was trapped with her baby on top of a burning house, she refused to throw the baby down incase the firemen droped it, out of the crowd stepped a six foot five, ruddy faced, curly hair'ed man,...
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A fourteen year old girl told her father that she was pregnant , her dad ,distraught, asked her who the father was, dad she replied, when you eat a can of beans and then fart, you dont know which bean...
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Just heard on the news that aliens have landed and are abducting males with a penis over twelve inches long, just thought i would say goodbye to you all.
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Just heard on the news that aliens have landed and are abducting males with a penis over twelve inches long, just thought i would say goodbye to you all ,
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A middle aged old battleaxe went into the butchers and said in a loud voice, is that a pigs head you have got in the window, no replied the butcher its a mirror.
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Toney Blair went jogging every morning keeping to the same route, as he passed a certain house a prostitute would call out to him,fifty pounds and he would shout back ,a fiver, this happened every...
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A couple just finished making love for the first time, you have got a small organ said the woman, yes replied the man, but its never played in a cathedral before.

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