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A man was asking his priest how he could get to heaven
The priest replied, give up smoking, drinking and sex.
After a week the priest asked him how he was getting on.
The man said he had stopped smoking and drinking, but was having trouble giving up sex. How do you mean the priest asked. Well, the wife was leaning over the freezer getting out a turkey and I couldn't resist just giving her one. They won't like that in heaven said the priest. The man replied, they weren't too impressed in Tescos!
After a week the priest asked him how he was getting on.
The man said he had stopped smoking and drinking, but was having trouble giving up sex. How do you mean the priest asked. Well, the wife was leaning over the freezer getting out a turkey and I couldn't resist just giving her one. They won't like that in heaven said the priest. The man replied, they weren't too impressed in Tescos!
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