Humor for Christmas

Clanad | 17:21 Mon 25th Dec 2006 | Jokes

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What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

(These two from our ten year old)

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.

(No groans, please)

A man was asking his priest how he could get to heaven

whats the difference between a police car and a hedgehog?

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