Imagine .

[swannbaker]

If Paris Hilton and Sol Campbell had hit it off , would they have called their offspring Parasol ? If Susan Hampshire and Richard Burton had met , would there be a little Hampton running around today ? Had Kit Carson had a fling with Katherine Hepburn would they have called their progeny Kit Kat ? Your own suggestions are welcome . Same sex marriages are allowed , fact may partner fiction , age difference is no barrier . 3 stars will be awarded to the the most innovative child's name .There is but one rule : Arsene Wenger and Martin Jol will not be allowed to have a love child .

[Ont-ice]

Tom Mix (silent movie star) and Dolly Parton = Dolly Mix

[crofter]

Whoopie Goldberg & Peter Cushing

Honor Blackman & Richard Todd

[Ont-ice]

Sun Myung Moon and John Wayne

[dr john]

If Britney Spears had married Bryan Ferry she'd be Britney Ferry. In fact, that's probably why Jerry Hall didn't marry him, otherwise she'd have been Jerry Ferry.

[crofter]

tuesdy wells & dan march followed george hamilton IV
would be known as "Tuesday March the fourth"

swannbaker ... Wie geht es Ihnen? Es geht mir gut, aber ...
danke Gott ... es ist Freitag!

[Ont-ice]

Und Morgen ist Sonnabend. Spass und Spiele.

[swannbaker]

Dann , Meister Kateperson , vot ist your names ? Richard Wagner und Angelina Jolie ? Vot ist dein vorschlag ? Eva Braun , Robert Koch und Dale Winton ?

[crofter]

swannbaker - I noticed last week that you replied in German and I wondered if we could add your name to our International Squad?

[Ont-ice]

Crofter. Swannbaker is now replying in Dutch so I think he/she definitely belongs to the International Squad - multi-lingualist methinks.

[crofter]

Thanks Ont -ice, I knew only that it wasn't German again!

Will the real swannbaker stand up?

[granny grump]

If Isla st Claire married Barry White - she'd be Isla White. if she divorced him and married Bryan she'd be Isla White Ferry .Boom Boom!

[swannbaker]

It wasworth waiting for GiGi .