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Hopkirk | 19:37 Sun 22nd Oct 2023 | Jokes
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end you wish you had a spade and a club.

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Pack it in, Hopkirk!

19:40 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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Suits you down to the ground, Hoppy..

11:52 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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I didn't mean it. I'm a Joker.

11:53 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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A bit of a Jack the lad too, I should imagine..

11:57 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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Ace gag, Hoppy

 

As an aside, you not do the Epic Odds bet t'other day?

11:58 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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The Mo Salah one? Yes but I was a bit chicken. I only risked £2.

12:50 Mon 23rd Oct 2023

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