At The Fish Mongers

Chipchopper | 21:43 Wed 28th Jun 2023 | Jokes

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I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds.
He said "that's ok, pay me next time you're down this way" I went back to the shop later that day, and I said to the guy "here's that 5quid I owe you"

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Barsel

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Tilly, a squid is £1 and he owes £5 and the customer said to the fishmonger, here's the 5quid I owe you. The 5 looking like an S. It's a visual joke really, not one that could be told.

22:09 Wed 28th Jun 2023

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Tilly2

???

Old_Geezer

Squid

5 quid

piggynose

better punchline would have been. That´ll be 20 pounds, oh sorry i´ve only got 14 pounds on me. Anyway i went back to that same shop later and said heres that sick squid i owe you!!

Barsel

Tilly, a squid is £1 and he owes £5 and the customer said to the fishmonger, here's the 5quid I owe you. The 5 looking like an S.
It's a visual joke really, not one that could be told.

Tilly2

Not one of your best Chip.

Barsel

Thanks for BA Chip.