Yo!! Beating Your Meat Cause Infertility.

[gautambarun2004]

I was going through Youtube and i saw a teacher's video. He was saying that beating your meat cause infertility. and you will not be able to become a dad. man i am sweating hard. is it true?
Does anyone have any information regarding it?
man whenever i saw these kind of videos. i get super stressed.

[Barsel]

I'm not sure how it can cause infertility, but I always give my steak a good beating with a mallet before I fry it. Seems ok.

[Tilly2]

Wasn't there a rumour about it causing blindness?

[retrocop]

Breaking News,
The unknown actor who has been head hunted as the starring role in the forthcoming epic 'Beating the Meat' is known as Lemuel. The American immigration are casting doubts on his eligibility to go to Hollywood as he has a criminal record going back to the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act 1860. He has appeared many times in his community for the crime of Bashing his Bishop. He denies this and pleads he is a big member in his village and keeps his hands on himself.

[piggynose]

Give this song a listen !

https://youtu.be/xXyT1vy3BII

[Old_Geezer]

Since when has your body been able to tell the difference between DIY and genuine baby making, such that it closes down on one and not the other ?

Do you really think you've discovered an alternative to a sterilisation op ?

Obviously it isn't so. Although I understand regular excess of the first may cause difficulty rising to the occasion when trying the second. So if that's a danger for you, take youself in hand. Or not as the case may be.

[Mozz71]

Nah, Boris Johnson has a truckload of kids and he's an utter wa...

[jno]

ah yes, I remember the story about the old soldier saying to his mate "You remember the bromide they used to give us during the war? I think it's starting to work."

[1ozzy]

//Wasn't there a rumour about it causing blindness?//

What was that you posted Tilly?