I Will Be A Moderator

[roadman]

hi ed i will be a mod if no one else will i will get these suckers into line

[Zacs-Master]

LOL.

I’m Spartacus!

[Arksided]

Aren’t you already roadkill… I thought you were in disguise.

[Spicerack]

I'll second you, roadman.
My word goes a long way around here.

[Peter Pedant]

what have I missed - mod scratching the eyes out of another poor mod who is doing his or her best....
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I think the appalling ignorance shown by the average ABer, let's call him Mr Average, should never be deleted
He will just go and do it again

[roadman]

if i was a moderator arksided i would make sure that there was pizza on a friday and then coffee on a monday and i would make sure anyone who had a political opinion was suspended

[wolf63]

roadman - what about the endless posting of Cat videos? Is that going to be allowed?

[roadman]

it would be allowed and encouraged

[Spicerack]

Everything's changing, peter. You'll have to start treating us nicely in any language.

[Arksided]

Well that’s me convinced, roadman as a mod, I like his ideas, got me at Pizza

[albaqwerty]

Can those of who can't drink coffee be allowed copious amounts of tea instead?

[windywillow]

Blimey, there's no wonder newbies run a mile after a short stint on here....you're all stark raving bonkers! (including me, I hasten to add). :0)

[THECORBYLOON]

What about copious amounts of alcohol?

[anneasquith]

Ooft .

[Peter Pedant]

if i was a moderator

if I were a moderator, if I were a moderator

( we badly need mood moderation ( geddit?). Mood: indicative or subjunctive. "If I was a moderator, " uses an imperfect ( was) with future sense which has to be wrong....)

I was shopping next week.....jesus no wonder Ab needs nay cries out for, pleads for....more monitors - but - - - I am optative about it ( play on optimistic)

[Peter Pedant]

// Everything's changing, peter. You'll have to start treating us nicely in any language.//

you mean no disparaging or insulting comments about 'ooft' ?
what ARE we coming to ?

[roadman]

yes tea is allowed for sure but only on days ending with a y

[Spungle]

PLEASE p L E a s E make Peter PEdanT a ModEratoR!

[windywillow]

Nayyyy, if you're gonna aim at all....aim high.

PP for Editor!

[goodgoalie]

Oh would that PP were a mod (I'm in a subjunctive mood tonight)