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jaffa19471 | 10:18 Fri 27th May 2022 | Jokes
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I broke wind standing in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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A baker was electrocuted. He trod on a bun and a currant ran up his leg.
10:21 Fri 27th May 2022
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I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the first joke but was shocked by the second one.
10:26 Fri 27th May 2022
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Quasimodo goes into a tailors shop and says,"do you have a suit to fit me ?"
The manager says," if we do somebody's going to get sacked."
10:47 Fri 27th May 2022
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A guy was sitting at the bar on the TITANIC, then he says,"I know I asked for ice in my drink, but this is ridiculous."
10:52 Fri 27th May 2022
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A guy runs into a butchers shop and says,"bet you £50 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf".
The butcher declined the bet,saying the steaks were too high.
11:31 Fri 27th May 2022
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Went to start my new job today at origami factory. Sadly when I arrived it had folded !!
12:02 Fri 27th May 2022

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