How Would I Properly Freeze Myself?

[TherefinedByron]

I love the refined look of I and wou'd like to preserve it. Shoulde I head over to the local museum and make a humble request - em- to be the most refined piece on Earth?

[jno]

just walk out on a winter's morn in your bathing attire, that should do it.

[douglas9401]

Are you not cool enough?

[DTCwordfan]

the sooner the better for all of us, winter's nearly over - a cold snap next week so head north.

[sanmac]

I'll remove the fireplace from my cabin 50 miles north of Sudbury, and the sooner you move in, the better for all of us.

[Neveracrossword]

...the most tedious piece on Earth seems more appropriate.

[Peter Pedant]

Ukraine is very cold at this time of year