Mans Best Friend

[Rondy]

Dog is the only true friend of man. If you don't believe it, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Open it in a couple of hours and see who will be more glad to see you...go on I dare you.

[Peter Pedant]

this is a variation of the Fritzl case innit

IN Austria women are like a good wine: they need to be kept in the cellar for fifteen years ....

OK I will get my coat ...