I Know Now I Am Offcially Getting Old

[barry1010]

The middle aged Tesco delivery driver said, "Hello, young man" when I answered the door.

What has your defining moment for hitting middle age or old age?

[Samuraisan]

When I stopped getting wolf whistles. :(

[tara20]

...when a young woman offered me her seat on the tram.. :(

[SparklyKid]

When you enter your birth year on a website and you scroll down for ever.

[mallyh]

i knew I was getting old when I tripped over my boobs getting out of bed .

[Cloverjo]

When our electrician came to my workplace and said ‘Hi ugly’ to my obviously good-looking colleague, and then said ‘Hello beautiful’ to me. Thanks. Not!

[zebo]

//When I'm going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday night. I used to just be going out then!//

Ha Ha, I recall my parents visiting when we lived in Gib, at 11pm OH stood up and said Let's get ready. My Dad stood up too and said, Yes, I'm ready for bed too. We had to explain that we were going out!

[campbellking]

In 2010 I ran the London Marathon and headed off on the tube train to watch the football afterwards. A kind young man offered me his seat and I politely declined and explained I was getting off at the next station. He asked me why time I did, 4 Hours 14 minutes I replied. Wow, he said, you did much better than my friend, and you're way older than him ( I was 43 at the time.....)

[Dagman]

My brother in law who was 50 at the time was followed by a young attractive girl in Boots the chemist, after about a minute she came towards him and said "hello!", she then asked "I was wondering if you'd be interested in our discounted hearing aids!" He was a tad deflated!