In 1998 I defeated Padriag McShinty to win the Western Ireland orange b&q bucket throwing competition, a controversial final in which Padriags wife Beatrice attempted to lace my egg and onion sandwichs with toilet duck pre final
Ah yes I remember that final, bob. T'was a classic. McShinty should definitely have been disqualified though ( and his buckets looked a different shade of Orange to me ).
I think that bob should have demanded that McShinty's ( peculiar coloured ) buckets should have been weighed ( looked to me like someone maybe Beatrice had been shaving the bottoms with a stanley knife).