Whats On Your Menu Today

[teacake44]

Me, roast toilet roll medium rare, crispy fried cotton buds, shredded wipes, and a nice glass of 60% hand gel (2018).

[Vagus]

Sunday lunch with family at pub, could be the last one for a while.

[Bobbisox1]

You can’t do the above, that’s being irresponsible teecee
Stick to the meat and two veg blended and eaten through a straw :0/

[Mozz71]

A pork roast. Yum!

[Theland]

Bonio and Bisto.

[carolegif]

Roast chicken and all the trimmings. Nice glass of vino. If we are on lockdown for four months then we have two more joints in the freezer then egg and chips for 3 and a half months! I hope that the over 70’s get priority for delivery slots as we have no-one to shop for us.

[Bobbisox1]

Now there’s a thought, must get some bottles of wine in for medicinal purposes of course

[Theland]

A good gargle Soxy?

[Bobbisox1]

But of course TL :0)

[teacake44]

Not to sure weather to put foil on these rolls before putting in the oven on slow roast.

[zebo]

Allegedly hand gel has a sell by date, one of mine is 2010, I tend to pick them up then they get pushed to the back of the bathroom cupboard from where I've retrieved a load.
Real food will be slow-cooked pork in cider.

[pastafreak]

Don't do Sunday lunch, but for tonight I'm making Italian ricotta and spinach dumplings in a spicey tomato sauce. Bit of red on the side.
I've just looked upstairs in the spare room. DD left her Christmas pressies from her dad here...including a huge box of hotel Chocolat and an equally huge bottle of Smirnoff. Both of which she doesn't like. If I'm holed up here for God knows how many weeks, I'll be using them for sure. ;))

[rowanwitch]

Snack day can't be bothered

[retrocop]

Jacket potato with, probably, chilli-con-carne filling.

[tiggerblue10]

A pot of Bol soup.

[ladybirder]

Teacake, what a pity you can't give your Best Answer for your question. So funny.

[bookbinder]

teacake44, Oh, how I envy you! You have such exquisite taste, a certain sangfroid, that puts you among the dining elite of this nation. If I could only sit at your feet and learn more of your culinary expertise, my cup would truly runneth over (probably with 60% hand gel).

[teacake44]

I've been on the toilet all afternoon after eating my dinner, now using even more toilet roll.

[nailit]

Couple of hand wipes with a bar of soap, swilled down with a bottle of bleach and a hand sanitizer.
Havnt bothered about the other end as I have a load of odd socks that ive just found a use for...