There Once Was A Feckless Farmer....

[RATTER15]

I have been asked to write a limerick but it must contain the first line... "There once was a feckless farmer"

[Bazile]

Crikey , lighten up fella - I was just joking , with you

Which obviously didn't work

[melv16]

There once was a feckless farmer.
Who tried to make love to a llama.
Tilly said no.
Let sqad have a go.
He a bit of a charmer.

[Ken4155]

There once was a feckless farmer
Whose name was Giles, not Palmer
Her said "Mrs Giles
Is suffering from piles
Can you give me something to calm her?"

[marval]

There once was a feckless farmer
Who dated a luscious snake charmer
He said could he see
The snake on her knee
But it bit him and caused such a drama.

[rowanwitch]

There once was a feckless farmer
Who crossed a black sheep with a llama
So successful the cross
He ne'er made a loss
Perhaps not such a feckless old farmer

There once was a feckless farmer
Whose wife was a right bloomin' charmer
With a face like a cow
And an *** like a sow
You just have to pity that farmer

[Mozz71]

There once was a feckless farmer
Who wanted to make himself calmer
In order to sleep
He started counting his sheep
And now he's the new Dalai Lama.

[Spicerack]

There Once Was A Feckless Farmer..
Who swapped all his sheep for a lama
'Hey' Ratter yells
'Ain't that got two L's'
No, he's bald and believes in good karma

[Ken4155]

There once was a feckless farmer
Who believed he was Vasco De Gama
His trick cyclist said
"De Gama is dead"
Now he swears he is Barack Obama

[johnny.5]

There once was a feckless farmer
when kidnappers kidnapped his prize llama
he would pay their demand
for twenty five grand
so long as they promised not to harm her

[Bazile]

lol
I see my llama has come in quite handy

[Spicerack]

Far be it from me to spoil your fun
But no-one could have thought of that, except everyone