Left Me

[Patsy33]

My partner left me because of my obsession with health and safety,
I said, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[marval]

I hope he was careful walking down the stairs.

[Buenchico]

My partner left me because of my obsession with always being ready to extinguish chip pan fires. "You're nothing but a wet blanket", she said.

[Buenchico]

I left a former partner because of her angry obsession with strictly obeying traffics lights. She was always seeing red.

[Patsy33]

Luckily, I was wearing my crash helmet, when she hit me over the head!

[tonyav]

When my partner left me because of my obsession with cars, I said 'Don't start me'.

[Chipchopper]

It must have been a nightmare when he carried you over the threshold!

[Theland]

Or if the bed creaked :-)

[marval]

My partner walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.