Silly Rhymes

[Caran]

For some reason this popped into my head today.

I made you look
I made you stare
I made the barber cut your hair
He cut it long
He cut it short
He cut it with a knife and fork.

We used to recite this when we made someone look at something that wasn't there!
Anyone know any other silly rhymes?

[Caran]

One street as I was walking down a day
I saw a bark that dogged at me
I picked up a street in the middle of a stone
And nearly necked it's knock out.

Just remembered another.
YYUR
YYUB
ICURYY4ME.

I'll explain this one
Too wise you are
Too wise you be
I see you are too wise for me.

[marval]

One One was a race horse
Two Two was one too
One One won a race
Two Two won one too

[Patsy33]

Once a fella met a fella
In a field of beans
Said a fella to a fella
Can a fella tell a fella
What a fella means?

[jennyjoan]

How would you like to be me
Sitting on an apple tree
Eating a plum
As big as your bum
How would you like to be me.

[Cloverjo]

A clapping song from when I was a girl:

I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
He wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is what he said said said
My name is elli elli chickoly chickoly ompompoodle stick it up your noodle hey!

[Mamyalynne]

One, two, three olaira,
I saw my sister Sarah,
sitting on the garden gate,
eating chocolate biscuits.
How many did she eat?

[Caran]

Captain BBBB
Met his CCCC
In the,
I can't do the next bit. It is two large letter D's with an i in one and a n in the other
Where they fed upon potoooooooo.

Translation!
Captain Forbes
Met his forces in the Indies
Where they fed upon potatoes.