Look Mum I Can Fly

[Bazile]

Paddy goes to the roof of
a tower block , with a budgie under his arm

He jumps off and lay stunned on the ground

What happened asked a passer by

''I don't think much of this bungee jumping '' replied paddy

[BANANASPLITS]

I bet he was spitting feathers

[Bazile]

Aviary time paddy tries a different extreme sport he is never happy

[Zacs-Master]

Shouldn’t that be ‘budgie jumping’?

[Bazile]

Yes - durrh

[Canary42]

///the roof of a tower block///

Must have been at Canary Wharf ;-)

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[birdie1971]

I am offended.

You are implying that Irish people are stupid. That is culturally insensitive and discriminatory. Please withdraw your so-called joke and apologise unreservedly. If you do not, me and me right-on friends will find out where you work and picket the place until your are sacked. Then we shall make your life a living hell by picketing your house until such time as you are forced to leave, possibly ending up with you on the street. I don't care. Then, when you are homeless and destitute, I shall go home, safe and comfortable in the knowledge that another 'hateful' person has been sufficiently punished for their thought transgressions.

I am righteous. I am good. I am better than you. I am absolutely convinced that I shall never, ever, be guilty of wrong-think. I am fully compliant and in agreement with the current orthodoxy forever and without question.

My name? It's Mr Smith sir...

[birdie1971]

Sorry couldn't resist :-)

[tonyav]

Righto Mr Smith I will Desist immediately.

[pjgriffo]

Mr Smith. As an Irish person I am glad to see you taking offence on our behalf. I hope you are a registered member of the Society for Taking Offence on Behalf of Others which is currently one of the fastest growing orgs. in the world .
Sadly Bazile rather spoiled his original joke by typing 'bungee jumping' instead of 'budgie jumping' !