I'll be on that plane tommorow morning.
Why where are you going?
I'm going to take two inches off the bottom of the door.
Whats your biggest wind up line?
when i get home tonight i'm going to rip the wife's knickers off oh? why? the elastic is killing me btw why are they wind up lines? (i understand the play on words but not why it would wind you up?)
i once said to my mate (who was REALLY annoying me)...."have you ever wondered about what happens when you're dead?".."yeah,i have spiff"...."ok.here's a gun and a bullet.find out."