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How To Let The Neighbours Know.....

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gness | 21:31 Sun 31st Dec 2017 | ChatterBank
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...just how many bottles of red wine you've consumed over this week.......

Wait until it's dark so nobody sees you creeping out with your armful of bottles and the piece of cardboard you will drop onto in the empty bin first to deaden the noise.....

Trip over the wheel of next door's bin and send all the bottles flying onto their drive.....followed by you and the piece of cardboard.....

Why do smashed bottles look many more than unsmashed bottles.... :-(
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Oh they did, Patsy....but they're a cheery and happy couple....and they have a good sweeping up brush too... :-)

No, Tony....you can't play gooseberry...... ;-)
Doh.
That was very helpful of them gness! Glad you weren't hurt....x
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Thanks, Patsy....I'm lucky in my neighbours.....they're so friendly and helpful....all of them.....nice, isn't it.....
And I'll bet that their not judgemental either.
Yes, such a blessing when you have good neighbours..x
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I had fantastic neighbours in my last home...for thirty years...I was so worried when I moved but I've landed so lucky again.....the folk in this close couldn't be nicer or more helpful to each other....x
shame they didn't help you pick up the broken bottles ;)
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Ducksie......they helped...they brought the brush and we cleared up together....with banter and cheer...x
They must be used to this happening then....

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:) well,now there's good neighbours
Wine comes in boxes !!!!
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They keep the brush and pan in the porch, Pasta... ;-)
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Wine boxes are an accident waiting to happen, Anne!

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