This Year's Top Tip......

[gness]

If you offer to man the ice cream and lolly stand at the village fete first check that you won't be between the burger and hotdog stand and the water filled balloon bombs and torpedoes stand.......
And check wind direction so you can arrange to be as far away on the right side of the burgers and hotdogs.......

Four hours of burning fat and spitting meat with the black smoke filling my gazebo on one side and seven hundred excited children.....well it seemed like seven hundred......exploding water filled balloons on the other has left me with gritty panda eyes.....stinking clothes and soggy wet shoes....

Unusual stall of the day?....When the scouts turned up with bows and arrows and targets made from pictures of Donald Trump........ :-)

Though the vicaress organising the doggie musical mats show was a close second......x

[albaqwerty]

it's about time my village needed to raise funds for a roof, church (oh, can't do that, already done) village hall definitely needs refurbed

[aelmpvw]

gness positioned next to a 'water filled balloon bombs and torpedoes' stand ... who organised that?

[gness]

I'm guessing my "friends" on the committee, Ael......though none would own up...... :-(