Buenos Dias.

[Mexican18]

It occurred to me this morning,whilst half asleep,that the coffee jar has instructions how to use! Is there anyone in the world,under 4 years old,who can't make instant coffee?

[anneasquith]

Geez oh, I've been using toilet paper the wrong way for years :-( many thanks BM for the post :-)

[murraymints]

2/3 sheets ?? gadzooks ..we get through 2 rolls a day between 2 of us..will print out your instructions and hang in loo !

[Baldric]

Nescafé Original suits me just fine, quick, easy to do and can vary strength to suit mood.

[Mexican18]

I've found the best method is stand with my back to the roll and pull it through my legs until it comes out clean!

[Jackdaw33]

I am a fan of Azera intenso. I remember Camp coffee with affection. I also recall little sachets of Nescafé which cost 2d, just enough for a cup.

[murraymints]

brain bleach Mex !!

[Baldric]

;o)

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[murraymints]

I have just ordered apple scented quilted 3 ply toilet roll..so there ! lol

[jno]

me. Don't like it so I've never learnt how to make it.

[jno]

but I will certainly take loo roll instructions from any user whose name abbreviates to BM.

[Barmaid]

lol jno. Perhaps I am henceforth to be known as "BuM"

[albaqwerty]

2/3rds of a sheet?
And without having an array of mirrors, how on earth does one know if one's undercarriage is clean?

(gawd, I don't believe I've just asked that!)

[Mexican18]

I think that Minty means 2 or 3 sheets !

[marval]

We have a Tassimo coffee machine, just bung the pods in and press the button. Even I can manage that.

[melv16]

Don't be too confident about people being able to do simple tasks.
My late mother's carers managed to put an electric kettle on a gas hob. One didn't know the difference between a teaspoon and a dessert spoon. Another washed the bathroom floor with neat bleach. One put an egg in cold water and removed it when the water started to boil.

[Buenchico]

On my first day back at college, for the 4th year of my studies, several 1st Year PE students had been allocated to the same floor of the hall of residence that I, and my friends, had chosen to live on. Like nearly all PE students, they were cocky, arrogant, certain that they knew everything and equally certain that they were far, far superior to anyone studying academic subjects.

They'd already succeeded in driving me and my mates up the wall by the first evening, when there was a knock at my door and I found one of those same PE students outside it, clutching a jar of Nescafé (which had the instructions for use printed on the side of it)

"Er, excuse me", he said in a tone far more humble than he'd previously been exhibiting, "can anybody tell me what I do with this, please?"

;-)

[Tilly2]

Did you tell him to give it a bash with his hockey stick, Chris?