The Shadowhawk!

[lardhelmet]

Slightly over the top as a name for a torch? Media URL: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/322267648084?lpid=122&chn=ps&adgroupid=27377119746&rlsatarget=pla-181479806466&adtype=pla&poi=&googleloc=1006506&device=t&campaignid=620794543&crdt=0&ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-134428-41
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[tonyav]

This one, lardy ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/322267648084?lpid=122&;chn=ps&adgroupid=27377119746&rlsatarget=pla-181479806466&adtype=pla&;poi=&googleloc=1006506&device=t&campaignid=620794543&crdt=0&ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-134428-41

[Buenchico]

>>> Slightly over the top as a name for a torch?

Yes, obviously, that name should be reserved for a watch:
http://www.chapelle.co.uk/mens-citizen-eco-drive-shadowhawk-chronograph-watch-ca4176-55e-08530606?utm_source=googlebase&gclid=CPLMt8DRq88CFYidGwodiDMLVw

[lardhelmet]

Yep tony that one.

[tonyav]

Or a drone, Chris.

http://www.uavglobal.com/shadowhawk/

[lardhelmet]

No, not the drone, definitely the torch. All that light for only £12

[tonyav]

I bet the batteries don't last very long though.

[lardhelmet]

Doesnt matter. As long as you can dazzle/flash/blind your attackers for 3 minutes, you can make your getaway (and wake up all your neighbours as The Shadowhawk shines through every window on the block)

[tonyav]

Ah I see, are you going to buy one, lardy ?.

[lardhelmet]

Yep, that's my Christmas shopping sorted (there will be a few seriously underwhelmed nieces and aunties when they open my gift this year)

[tonyav]

LOL, surely not underwhelmed lardy. It's a useful tool.

[lardhelmet]

Never buy a woman a tool for Christmas tony - fatal error.

[maggiebee]

Right..............I still remember the year my ex bought me a black and decker work bench. Still use the bench, but he's long gone!!