Answers Required For Three Year Old Grandson

[roopower]

1. What is blood,why do we have it and what does it do?
2. What is metal made of and why is it strong?
3. How do spiders scare monsters?
4. Where does food go when it's been in his mouth?

And that's just one day's worth!

Not sure what category - he's just about covered them all

[Old_Geezer]

Sounds fun. Unsure what you said but I'd probably say :

Blood is a red fluid that carries goodness around the body to all parts that need it.

Metal is made of small things called atoms, just like everything else. But it's atoms are joined together better so it doesn't dent easily.

Why do you think spiders scare monsters ? What monsters ?

It drops down to your stomach where the goodness is removed and the blood allowed to take it to where it is needed.

[jourdain2]

Brilliant O_G!

[DTCwordfan]

5. What's sex, Grandma....?

[roopower]

Thanks, good concise answers. Monsters are his 'thing' at the moment. Like a lot of children, he thinks they live in his bedroom. As he loves creepy crawlies he thinks the monsters might be frightened of spiders like his friend!

[jourdain2]

DTC I've already had small grandson feeling worried about his little sister not having a penis..... sigh, here we go again......

[Jackdaw33]

...the number between quinque and septem.

[scorpiojo]

:))

[gness]

Secs is the second helping of pudding you get at school.....x

[roopower]

Oh, please don't start on the 'S' word! We've already had what are shooting stars and after being told he wondered if that was how coal was made.

[Old_Geezer]

I'm not sure, my memory isn't so good these days. I think it's one more than five.

[roopower]

Gervase Phinn tells a tale of when he was a school inspector and a child asked him how to spell sex. Can't remember exactly what he said but it turned out the child wanted insects, but knew it began with in, just needed the sects bit!

[Old_Geezer]

Oh tell him it's not monsters he needs to worry about. It's the mad axeman in the wardrobe he needs to be wary of.

[roopower]

=-O

[Bertrum]

My son was the same he used to wear us out with constant questions on the bright side he now has a highly successful career

[DTCwordfan]

♂ is the response for that, weeny though it may be.

[DTCwordfan]

Bertrum, my come-uppance came the other way around.

We were in the car, my (just under) 4 yr old behind me, her sis opposite. We had been to their once a weekly Maccie-Ds. I do believe in a certain amount of rote to times-tables and was questioning older sister.

At one point, "What's 7 times 5?"

To my astonishment, a little voice from behind me said, "Dad, that is 35 and it's seven groups of five." I hadn't even used that logic with the elder one - she had the blooming logic tied around and a great way to teach it.

Suffice to say, a 'natural' and she is now studying post A level maths today and she ain't even 13 yet....(not in this country)

[Peter Pedant]

//Oh tell him it's not monsters he needs to worry about. It's the mad axeman in the wardrobe he needs to be wary of.'//

and freddie under the bed who will cut his legs off as he gets outof bed