Let's start a thread that can go on about a number of random subjects. Just for fun and because we have too much time...

[bigbrain_biggerego99]

[Panic Button]

I have just bought a replacement windscreen wiper motor from a car breakers website.

[mccfluff]

i'm cold

[mccfluff]

and hungry

[mccfluff]

and i need a pee

[ummmm]

I took the cat to castrated but the vet said his balls we too small. Gingers face was classic.

[ummmm]

to be castrated...

[NoMercy]

I'm going to have a boiled egg for my breakfast.

[NoMercy]

I've changed my mind... I'm going to have poached egg.

[lindylou16]

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you 'look' at the dirt on
the back of your neck!"

[jackthehat]

Whilst the board is quiet, we could ask ourselves why there are particular personalities who like to create numerous user names and seemingly take over CB with their inane comments and abuse ?

Is it a personality disorder, do you think ?

[NoMercy]

Sod it... I'll just have a slice of Stollen.

[carrust]

I've just sorted out the wind screen wipers on the missus's car...says she's going to reward me when she gets home from work;-)

[bigbrain_biggerego99]

Imagine not having windscreen wipers at this time of year...?

[wendilla]

Can't make my mind up whether to go Asda today or leave it till tomorrow. Done the bulk of shopping just need bits. Certainly not going Thursday it will be packed.

[bigbrain_biggerego99]

I'd suggest you go today, people may think how you're thinking and will leave it til tomorrow (The day before xmas eve, so people will shop 'till they drop). You go today, it won't be packed, the iced roads aren't getting any better, and you'll feel safe knowing the bits and bobs are still in stock. Either way, merry Christmas.

[wendilla]

Yes I think you may be right. Will go today roads are ok not had much snow here near Leicester just a covering on Saturday and it's been lying ever since on the side roads causing it to be slippery. Merry Xmas everone.