In W.H.Smith.....
Me....I'm trying to find a book my little girl wants to read...but she doesn't know the title or author.....if I tell you about it is there any way you could find it?
Assistant......I'll try...
Me....It's about a cat who moves to a new area where cats are being murdered....the cat and his new friends get together and decide to try to track down the murderer........
Assistant......I don't suppose you know whether it's fact or fiction?
Not really stupid, NoM...but it tickled me.......x