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Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 6 - Virgo (Aug 21- Sept 20)

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mrs_overall | 10:12 Wed 20th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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Famous Virgos include Leonard Cohen, Greta Garbo, Mother Teresa and Leo Tolstoy, all of whom can be classed as successful. They can also be classed as miserable gits.
Virgos are the perfectionists of the world. In most cases perfectionism is another word for OCD. Many Virgos are prone to road rage simply because the other driver has a dirty car.
When a Virgo does the washing they will separate everything by colour and fabric until they have 15 loads of 3 things apiece. They will then put things in the washing machine in alphabetical order by the name of the manufacturer. Tragic.
If you want to see a Virgo fly into a panicked frenzy, tell them they have something between their teeth.
Virgos can be sociable and will often throw Saturday night parties, but they need servants to clean up the mess and guests must leave at the appointed time.
They are rarely sporty as the thought of getting their pristine clothing sweaty appalls them, but a gentle game of netball is acceptable.
Healthwise, Virgos are prone to housemaids knee and venereal diseases.
Their likes include cleaning products, pornography, crying, and dancing in the nude
Their dislikes include pastry, dentists, Koreans and Tiffany lamps
In love, they can be successful but only as long as their partner remembers to put the butter back in the fridge in EXACTLY the right spot. Many Virgos have convictions for domestic violence.

You cannot be on the cusp as that would be far too untidy.
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You truly are brilliant Mystic O - keep 'em coming - nearly at mine! Have a nice day! x
Brilliant!
'housemaids knee and venereal diseases' might be a connection there ☺

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Thank you ladies x
Hee hee...glad I'm not a virgin......I mean Virgo....
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Morning murray. x
You forgot Michael Jackson.....who I share a birthdate with...eeeuuwww!

But maybe my parents lied,as I have none of those 'qualities'. :-0
Hi Mrs o....forgive the tardiness of my response....busy with bacon and broon....yum yum xxx
if it is at all possible MrsO i think you are improving. May i be allowed to congratulate you? and applaud your per-per-perci - insights into the stars?
Yikes !!
love it Mrs O :-D
excellent.
i can't for the life of me understand how anyone can dislike a tiffany lamp
They're a little bit Miss Marple.
exactly :-)
Im beginning to build a nice picture in my mind now of all the Abers from yours and their comments Mrs O. Well done. Im still waiting for Pisces, but as they say you always save the best till last :>)
One of my best friends is a virgo, you've described her to a T!
mrs_overall, thank you again for appealing to my sense of humour with all that you write about, I am not a virgo but I had to laugh out load whenever I read about the butter has to go back in the fridge in EXACTLY the right spot.X
^ loud not load doh!
i'm concerned that virgos have washing loads of 3 items ... does that mean they are prone to losing a sock or finding one?
Words fail me, mrs_o, that is so accurate, not sure about venereal disease though, I don't know them that well! Superb!
I'm a Virgo. I never realised that people saw me like that. But I've never had VD! sobs quietly

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