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weeal | 22:25 Wed 11th Feb 2009 | Jokes
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ... your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.

Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ... ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.

When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me ... I've quit drinking!"
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teehee
Thats an old but good un!
haha brilliant!
I've just laughed out loud weealy!! :0)
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Sachs how ye doin ??? Ive been meaning to email you, hope youre well hon xx
I'm fine weeal xxx
I'm half on here and half watching the Torville & Dean story. Hope you're keeping well! xxx
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I will email you.
Im half watching them too and getting in a fankle on here lol
O.k! What's a fankle? lol!
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a guddle? muddle? pickle? ooh the language barrier haha
Hi weeal - how're you doing, gorgeous?

Thanks for the only laugh I've had for days!

Now, what can I get you for Valentine's Day - apart from overly excited, that is!? :-)) xx
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Mr King, well hello there handsome, how the heck are you?

Youve given me a rare gift already, a lovely big compliment !
Hows your friend?
Ooh errr mrs!!!
going to make myself invisible ;0)
We want romance! We want romance!
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Romance? me?
not a chance lol

One email coming up, 2 mins
Anne had her first bout of chemo yesterday & I'll be posting a thread in Q&P on Monday when I've had a chance to talk to her properly. Thanks for asking, hon!

...No romance? Now where did I leave those razor blades?..
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I must admit Im not overly romantic hahaha
You can have passion without romance! no?

I will look out for your thread, I wish her well xxx
Ooh, ooh ooh!! Passion's good! I can do passion, well, passionately!

Tries not to sound too eager...
Don`t get it..he`s give up drinking yet still drinks his brodders Guiness????



Only kidding..good one lol
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrr Tiger, thats what I like to hear, hurry over now
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ha Elvis, theres always one eh lol

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