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[Rondy]

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite pub.
I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.
He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”
“No it’s because you’re drinking MY bloody beer!“
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The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat with a breadcrumb covering has just died.
RIP Scott Chegg
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Two Thai girls asked me to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, they had six matching balls.
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Bloke walks into a chemist shop and asks a a quarter inch long Durex.
Chemist says: "That's no good it will only fit a mouse.
Bloke says: "I know - the house is overrun with the ***."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[zebo]

Hope Mr Chegg's wake is a substantial meal.

[zebo]

//they had six matching balls.//

Were they deformed orshould that read 'we'?