Brighton To Form The New Government

[joggerjayne]

As I've got up, the Conservatives are predicted to be one seat short of a majority.

If Brighton Pavilions return the one Green MP ...

Brighton have the MP who can put David Cameron back in No.10

NOW we didcate OUR terms. Oh, yes.

The new seat of political power.

The seagull comes to power!

[DTCwordfan]

No, Jayne, the delicious one will be the Tories taking Ed Ball's seat to tip them over the line....Leeds Morley, I think they call it. Apparently, it's running "as close as fag paper between the reds and blues."

[joggerjayne]

But if they don't DT, Brighton will be here to save the day.

[naomi24]

Power crazy Jayne holds the country to ransom!! Oh no!! :o)

[joggerjayne]

Mwaa Haa Haa Haa Haaaaaa !!

[joggerjayne]

(that was meant to be my evil laugh)

[gollob]

Shame that Ed Balls lost. It's good to have buffoons like him and "The beast of Bolsover" in Parliament. It brightens the place up

[naomi24]

Ed Balls hasn't lost yet. Labour have requested a recount.

[joggerjayne]

Brighton Pavilions just declaring ...

Greens back in!

[DTCwordfan]

Doesn't look like it, Jayne, you've got her for the next Parliament.

[naomi24]

The Greens have it, Jayne!

[Gromit]

Not quite how it works. The Greens are unlikely to support the Government, but the 8 Ulster Unionists will (if it is needed).

[naomi24]

Gromit, you mean Jayne isn't going to get her wicked way and manipulate the government with her demonic power? Phew! That's a relief!

[-Talbot-]

I think they will make her Chief Whip.

[naomi24]

Don't think about it, Talbot. It'll only make you go all funny. ;o)

[Peter Pedant]

//The seagull comes to power!//


start frying the chihuahuas, Jay Jay

[ to the evitable majority who say " whaaaaa ?" - I point out that seagulls killed a small dog in yesterday's papers ]

Can the Greens divide by two and add ? The cons need 326 ( which is half 650 plus wun ) which they gonna do apparently

Clearly if the cons need the greens OK green .... she should be Chancellor or Chief secretary to the Treasury - you know w place where they add a lot

[joggerjayne]

Mmm, yeah, the seagull/dog thing was unfortunate.

[joggerjayne]

This is it!

The Conservatives need 1 more to win a majority.

If they don't get it ... step forward Caroline Lucas.

The new seat of power ... the back room of The White Rabbit pub in Brighton.

[whiskeryron]

I as rather hoping for JJ to get her way ( sex for the underprivileged & other notorious Brighton perks )

[joggerjayne]

He still needs us ...

I'm drafting out our demands on the back of a muesli wrapper.

[lady-janine]

hi jj. all power to the greens but could you stop seagulls down her dive-bombing for ice creams and pasties, chips and anything else they fancy. please. pretty please.