The Return of Gness (after her "Right DT &Tony behave yourselves thread")

DTCwordfan | 21:18 Wed 18th Jul 2012 | ChatterBank

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If gness were in Answerbank Village, wanting to get back home,
she would Hail a Bristol taxi. There's nothing she likes better
Than hailing a Bristol taxi; they have saved her many times
From the spectre of bibblebub responsibility. From the bottom
Of a well comes her voice, hailing a taxi: "Get Me
Out Of This Tony’s Oubliette"! Beside the bed where she makes love
The business cards of gness-approved taxi companies are tacked up.
AB Taxicab salesmen (sunny?) surround her every motion
Hinting she'd be better off as a driver, many of us doubt, but it's
Hailing a taxi she relishes, not threading her way
All day thorough the Clifton traffic. Buses won't do
Either, the exquisite squadiness and the JJ rash of
Mrs Overall Public transportation is not the point, but
Something about in these little moving cubicles
Filled with her on demand. Gness fees crammed-in on a plane
Because there is no room for her to lift her arm, there,
To hail a cab. In a cab there's no room to hail
A cab, but then she’s already in one, it's ridiculous
To even think of, unless you have the alba hots
For hailing a cab, thousands of cabs, as she apparently does.
But then she
TTFN Digresses, she wish a taxi would come, grind and screech
To a halt, and take her someplace, anyplace else, and get her
out of this alluringly mind-boggling graduation love-mess
Toilet doors open? Does gness have rowan’s address?
Such as, to Honiton.
The Devonian town, not Northampton
Or even Cumbria and Brampton
Not even Eccles or Beccles
Honiton, Taxis paid in AYG Shekels
The taxi door intact, unscratched.
Gness now properly dispatched.