Sassy, the Beer Festival is still on today.
As you live in St Albans, you might be a CAMRA member, and they'll let you in for free.
Go along and pull yourself a hunky beardy.
With a beer belly.
And a slight personal hygiene issue.
And a questionable complexion.
WAIT ...
... on the other hand ... maybe Saturday is when all the groups of hunky rugby players go along !!!!!!
Mmmmm ... I might come back myself. Brighton are away today, so I can't go and watch The Seagulls.
Excuse me while I enjoy my hunky rugby player daydream.