Embarrassing Drunk

[nailit]

Whats the most embarrassing/idiotic/stupid/never again thing that you've done when drunk?

(no need to reply if you're whiter than white)

[emmie]

puked all over the telephone whilst talking to my b/f in the US. I had been out all day drinking, something i rarely do, and it was the last knockings that i came unstuck.

[Islay]

Falling down a hill in muswell hill whilst wearing a stupid pair of heels and then insisting that my Bro in law carry me everywhere including the toilet!!! I also got everyone to wait hand and foot on me even though it was Bro in Law's birthday night out!!!
(can I at this stage point out I was very thin then and very drunk)

[douglas9401]

Idris Elba may be an ideal correspondent for this item.

[rockyracoon]

You didn't fall down Muswell Hill itself? ;)
Where were you? Dancing the night away in Manhattan Lights

[Tilly2]

Collapsing in the garden and having to be carried on the shoulders of a boyfriend, to my room in the attic.

[rockyracoon]

I can't think of doing anything embarrassing when drunk (except flirting a bit) I'm sure I did plenty, but just don't remember!

[Cloverjo]

I was drunk and lost while trying to find my way back to my apartment on holiday. A strange man stopped his car and offered to give me a lift. I accepted as I had no clue where I was. Thankfully, nothing happened, but the next evening I saw him again in a bar and had to fight off his octopus arms as he felt I owed him something.

[Islay]

Rocky the hill on Alexandra park road, going down to the maid of muswell!!! After being at Café Haha!!! Was that near the Green Man on the Broadway?

[EcclesCake]

Leap frogging a bollard, but not clearing it due to a long sweater. Landed on my knees and face, not clever.

Have talked utter Botox on more than one occasion when pished.

Walking down the steps of a restaurant, tumbling (still question if my heels were responsible) and discovering when alone at the station that I had some how lost/had stolen my purse

[Islay]

Really murdo? Haven't been up the hill for about 7 years!! When we visit we always go Maid of Muswell but haven't been there for about 5 years either!

[Tilly2]

...actually it was one of my fiancés that carried me up the flights of stairs.

Readers, I didn't marry him. :-)

[emmie]

not to say i'm an old lush, but once paused for a rest on a garden wall after imbibing too many sherberts, and promptly fell backwards into the foliage, my clothes were covered in mud.

[nailit]

Thanks for replies guys...
Glad I'm not on my own in making a tit of myself at times ;-)

[emmie]

nailit
you are not alone.

[Tilly2]

Easily done, Nailit. :-)

[Eleena]

On a works do, went the opposite way home on the bus, I was approaching the curry mile, when it dawned on me nothing was familiar. I've also sang with a friend to some security guards on the lodge doing nights at a place we both worked at.

[Toorak]

Throwing up into the sea at the Venetian harbour in rethymon on first night of first holiday with bf

Reader, I did marry him :-)

[nailit]

As a seasoned alcoholic, ive got a few stories that id like to share but AB might censore them....
But good to see that whatever label society puts on me that I'm not dissimilar from others