Is This Zac's Cat?

[-Talbot-]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/31/man-calls-police-because-cat-ate-his-bacon_n_7910360.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[1ozzy]

//The undated call began with the caller being asked: "What's your emergency?"

The response: "Er..me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon," according to a recording obtained by the Mirror.//

It's the doghouse for the three of them.

[steg]

So he phoned the pigs for more bacon?

[Zacs-Master]

I ain't got no cat. And I live in North Yorkshire.

[Svejk]

♪ Aber Zac, Aber Zac,
Aber Zac and his non-existent cat,
la la la lah, la la la lah ♪

[-Talbot-]

Well I hope the moved went well, Zacs.

[Zacs-Master]

Thanks but it was about 18 years ago so it's a little hazy.