Gosh .... Mrs O!!!

[Ann]

Look at this, did you hear about it?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269444/Workman-finds-decomposed-body-wrapped-roll-carpet-clearing-burned-house.html

[mrs_overall]

Now look here! This is categorically nothing whatsoever to do with me. The carpet in question was in very bad taste and I wouldn't have been seen dead with it (which is more than can be said for the man wrapped in it).

He was a local ne'er do well and there are no suspicious circumstances.

I would like to take this opportunity to state that I also had nothing to do with collapsing houses,human bones raining down on the kipper house or my dodgy neighbour having his car clamped for his tax being 6 months out of date.

I am a paragon of virtue I'll have you know!

[Psybbo]

Have you been or still to go?

[mrs_overall]

Hi Sibs

Is this a query about my bowels????? xx

[tonyav]

Oh gawd.

[Psybbo]

Er - no

[mrs_overall]

lol
I'm leaving home at around 1.30 Sibs xx

[islasmum]

When reading the link, one sentance seems rather strange -

'There is nothing to suggest that there are any suspicious circumstances at this time

what!? the dead man thought that it would be a good idea to roll himself up in the carpet and wait to die?

[Psybbo]

Take care and please let me have an update xx
Hi Tony - watch out!

[mrs_overall]

Hi islasmum

He wrapped himself up in the carpet to keep warm I guess.

[mrs_overall]

Will do sibs xx

[tonyav]

Hi ya sibo, and mrs o ring.

[mrs_overall]

Cruising for a bruising tony

[tonyav]

You know it !.

[Ann]

//I am a paragon of virtue I'll have you know!//
O yes Mrs O? Well what about that poor seagull who lost his head? We know ALL about it y'know ..................... LOL x

[mrs_overall]

At the risk of repeating myself yet again

THE DECAPITATED SEAGULL WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!

[Ann]

We know it was flapping around Whitby seafront like a headless chicken - I mean seagull LOL
Are you feeling better? I will email you soon and catch up, take care xx

[mrs_overall]

Hi Ann. Yes I am well and truly on the mend thanks xx

[Ann]

Great news! xx

[gness]

Was that the nervous chattering of Tony's teeth I heard? ;-)

[mrs_overall]

I don't think so gness. Tony's teeth are already in a glass of water att he side of his bed