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My cats getting married...... : )

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Smowball | 15:06 Mon 14th May 2012 | ChatterBank
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Ok, my cat is getting married to a pekinese, they get on very well. now the problem is that I own half of the garden and the cat owns half, for her to do her "business" etc. Now do i need to tell the pekinese that I own half the garden?? And what happens if they, for arguments sake, adopt a couple of hamsters??........ : )
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I would say your biggest problem is finding a shrink to help you out ;-)
Smow...I've just spluttered coffee over my keyboard
Of course it is .....congratulations to your cat :0/
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Miscegenation? No good can come from that.
You should put your foot down and tell that cat it's either the Peke or you.
aah, the cat owns half for her to do her business. What about the earthworms she's disturbing as she digs??

Congratulations btw :-D
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Depending on what sort of do she wants, of course.
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Its a pickle isn't it. And what if they decide to have one of their late night howling sessions in the garden - do I call the council or the vet?
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lol kiki - so very wrong but oh so right! May have to show her that link. Wonder what size she is - she does have an extra large tail!
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Rowan, I see you are an exPURRt.........
And if they have babies, they can push them around in these:

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<shakes head in disbelief>
What will happen when one or other of them become infirm and have to consider supported living? Will they need to sell half the garden/scratching pole/rabbit skin looky-likey mouse to cover the costs of their accommodation and care???
Is it a white wedding? Where can we send the pressies?
Difficult isn't it...

and if the relationship breaks down who has custody of the rodents
I can foresee a row over food for the wedding breakfast.
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Hmmm, yes I think a white wedding would be appropriate - would go lovely with the black fur!
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And I definitely think they need a pre-PUPagreement : )
barking .......... lol
Frankie is looking for a little fun with a little female feline. He is quite willing to travel - anything to get away from his sister as she beats him up.

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